Philosophy of Life from an old fellow

[Newt]

I am delighted to say that I believe I have refined it down to its essence sufficiently to share it with a select band of friends that may appreciate its elegance and simplicity.

 

[Sportsman]

I am delighted to say that I believe I have refined it down to its essence sufficiently to share it with a select band of friends that may appreciate its elegance and simplicity.

 

 

Does it for me

[Now there's a right un.]

Got to say Newt you hit it on the head.

[chesters1]

damn! you mean the line can go up

hmmm what do i care if it does

Edited February 23, 2012 by chesters1

[Vagabond]

Yep, from an even older fellow, have been on the flatine part of the graph for a good few years now.

[Newt]

Comfy, ain't it?

[Colin Brett]

Comfy, ain't it?

 

I'm still on the downward slope, but I'm getting there! And yes it's becoming more comfortable. Blood pressure checked yesterday at 125/86.

[captain cojones]

Very good Newt!

 

I believe it as well.

[Ken L]

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

 

To check it out, she went to the Wall, and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.

 

She watched him pray, and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

 

"Pardon me Sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?

 

"Morris Feinberg," he replied

 

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall to pray?"

 

"For about 60 years."

 

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

 

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."

 

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."

 

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man."

 

"And how do you feel Sir, after doing this for 60 years?"

 

 

 

"It's like talking to a fck'n wall."