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Can somebody explain this?

I love my wife and would never change her in a million years. I seriously also believe that in general women are more on the whole more intelligent than men but at times they baffle the hell out of me.

Conversation between me and my wife and daughter after they had both returned from shopping and had bought a vase.

‘Why have you bought that as we already have that one?’

‘It was reduced from £19-99 to £9-99...Bargain she said’

‘But we already have that one again i said’

‘Yeah but this is a real bargain’

‘Well it’s not as you have spent £9-99 on it and we have one so we have lost £9-99’

‘No we have saved £9-99 and stop being so miserable’....Yeah dad if she wants it she can have it it’s not as if she is breaking the bank is it’

‘No...But i don’t get it’

‘You men don’t ‘

 

Can somebody explain to me (although i think i know but nevertheless) how exactly does this work here?


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The concept of saving 100% by not buying anything is alien to them

Mine looks at an object long before she looks at its price i do it vice versa saving far more time

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

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Would it have helped your argument if you'd pointed out that £19.99 minus £9.99 does not equal £9.99?

No?

Thought not.

The problem is deeper than that.

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Do what I do if you have a Wife who cannot pass a "Deal", don't give her any money. :wiggle:

 

Women are easily brainwashed by advertising stating that they will save money and they fail to grasp that to save money they will have to spend some.

Wives are very costly....you should only let them out on very special occasions...lol.

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there is no understanding them...no logic to them at all.

keep them for the weird and wonderful creatures they are and enjoy.

its all you can do...don't question it

 

during the recent "split" from the missus ive had chance to sit back and watch a lot of female logic come to fruition and be "explained" to me....I still don't understand it. none of it...at all...whatsoever

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many say they don't understand men but i think we are quite simplistic really but women are just so so different to the next. I guess that's good as you have more variety but the flip side is a confusing machine that seems to blow fuses regulary but once repaced for a electrical fault you put it back but a wheel falls off? and yet the electrical fault has been fixed . There is no making out between an electrical fault and a wheel falling off!

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Ah yes the old 'Buy 1 for 50P and get the second half price' trick. Then you have more pennies to fork out at the till and after eating the first one and finding it crap the other goes in the dogs dinner!

 

It always makes me laugh when there is only one left with these deals being the solitary one left so it sits there and nobody buys it as they feel cheated when really it's just one at normal price..... :doh:


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Can somebody explain this?

I love my wife and would never change her in a million years. I seriously also believe that in general women are more on the whole more intelligent than men but at times they baffle the hell out of me.

Conversation between me and my wife and daughter after they had both returned from shopping and had bought a vase.

‘Why have you bought that as we already have that one?’

‘It was reduced from £19-99 to £9-99...Bargain she said’

‘But we already have that one again i said’

‘Yeah but this is a real bargain’

‘Well it’s not as you have spent £9-99 on it and we have one so we have lost £9-99’

‘No we have saved £9-99 and stop being so miserable’....Yeah dad if she wants it she can have it it’s not as if she is breaking the bank is it’

‘No...But i don’t get it’

‘You men don’t ‘

 

Can somebody explain to me (although i think i know but nevertheless) how exactly does this work here?

 

I have two of the same float rod but can only use one at a time as I got one for a bargain price, my argument was 'Well if one breaks........'

RUDD

 

Different floats for different folks!

 

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I was going to the shop today and I asked my wife "do we need any potatoes?"

Her answer of "well, I bought a cauliflower on Monday" made perfect sense to her and my daughter,

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

 

 

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