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I really gotta wonder exactly what this person was a "doctor" of.

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ORPHANED BABY ORCA EATS ORPHANED BABY SEALS

 

Keanu, Washington -- Loretta, a 1,300-pound orphaned orca that scientists are attempting to rehabilitate into the wild, surprised her handlers today by devouring Jilly and Jenny, two earless seal pups who were to be released into the Arctic Ocean later this year.

 

The pups, orphaned when their mothers were slain by Inuit hunters, had been released into the same enclosure as Loretta. "I thought they would all play together," explained a tearful Dr. Lori Butterfly Berenson, who had been surrogate mother to the seals for two months. The pups' sad tale came to its bitter end with merciful swiftness, as Loretta took less than a second to devour each pup.

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i bet the whale wags it tail everytime lori comes bye expecting another treat :D:D

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

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Originally posted by Newt:

[QB]I really gotta wonder exactly what this person was a "doctor" of.

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EXACTLY!! Very succinct Newt!!

 

Chris

Chris Goddard


It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??


(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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She wants to be thankfull there were'nt two orcas in the enclosure, they'd have played tennis with the seals instead (can't tell i watch discovery can you )

 

Its nice to see the orca called an orca instead of "killer whale" if a wrong name was ever given to an animal it was that one.

TROGG (Alan)

a government is there to serve its people not rule them

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Idiots?

I don`t know about the rest of you in this group. But I`ve always been told. Unless a wild animal is in distress ( this does not include being lost from its` parents ) we should leave well alone? The parents invariably look for their lost progeny.

OK! I don`t strictly adhere to the above policy. I`m well known localy as the man that makes baby birds better, by the local kids? I`ve, several bird boxes to get them fed enough to get their flight feathers and be released. Only one bird has made a habit of returning. That`s Robbie the raven. I`ve got pics of the poor little sod as a youngster!! Crows were trying to make breakfast of the little guy.

That was 2yrs ago. Since then he`s appeared every year on our conservatory roof. Not to be fed. Just to say hello.

Paul.

We don`t use J`s anymore!!

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Oh dear,Oh dear,

 

As my much missed dad used to say 'you can have as many bloody letters after your name as you like, but you can't learn common sense' still at least the Orca loves her!

Peter.

 

The loose lines gone..STRIKE.

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I assume Dr. Lori Butterfly Berenson is both a marine biologist, and a blonde (though I would have thought the two were mutually exclusive )

 

Tight lines

John S

Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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