HAVE A LAUGH

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[Bobj]

A Visit to the Doctor.

 

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

 

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there is nothing wrong with your eyesight....”

[Bobj]

Another one For Hembo.....

 

Hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail? Yeah the headlines in the newspaper read "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE".

[Newt]

Awk!!! Page after page of jokes and then you had to go and do a Hembo on us.

 

Horrible thing to do. Simply horrible.

[Bobj]

Awk!!! Page after page of jokes and then you had to go and do a Hembo on us.

 

Horrible thing to do. Simply horrible.

:wub: :wub: :wub:

Profuse apologies........

[severus]

After the Battle of the Little Bighorn, Mrs. Custer commissioned a painter to paint the last scene, and add what he thought General Custer's last words might have been. The painter presented Mrs. Custer with his work, but she was puzzled. The work included a cow with a halo around its head and several Sioux braves copulating with their squaws. When she asked the painter how this related to her her husbands last words, he replied, "Holy cow, look at all the fcuking Indians!"

[captain cojones]

most amusing!

[Clifftop]

After the Battle of the Little Bighorn, Mrs. Custer commissioned a painter to paint the last scene, and add what he thought General Custer's last words might have been. The painter presented Mrs. Custer with his work, but she was puzzled. The work included a cow with a halo around its head and several Sioux braves copulating with their squaws. When she asked the painter how this related to her her husbands last words, he replied, "Holy cow, look at all the fcuking Indians!"

 

 

[hembo]

http://www.clipjunkie.com/Always-Remember-...ys-vid1777.html

 

slight adult content but funny

[Chris Goddard]

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

 

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

 

"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

 

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

 

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

 

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

 

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

 

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

 

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

 

The cab driver turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."