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just wondered if you lot had seen any spelling mistakes that made you laugh.

 

i was in a cafe, run by asians who had spelled a couple things wrong on there printed menu ie:

 

the full Mounty breakfast

apple cramble

shepers pie

 

reagrds

 

smac

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woman want me, fish fear me

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just wondered if you lot had seen any spelling mistakes that made you laugh.

 

i was in a cafe, run by asians who had spelled a couple things wrong on there printed menu ie:

 

the full Mounty breakfast

apple cramble

shepers pie

 

reagrds

 

smac

 

LOL Smac good thread, not a misspelling as such but everytime I see Shopfitter printed on a van or hoarding I read shoplifter. :blink:

 

I used to work in a toy shop when I was younger, I was showing the customer our range of kites at the time, I tried to sell her a stunt kite but I got my words muddled, needless to say she didnt buy the **nt stite.

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the full Mounty breakfast

 

LOL - can't believe they didn't know the spelling should have been Mountie. You can be pretty sure they never spent any time in Canada.

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Not a mis spelling but,

 

I was in a sandwich shop a few years ago and a lady asked for a portion of cheese & onion quickie :wacko:

 

When she finally pointed at what she wanted we all realised that she actually wanted cheese & onion quiche :P

 

Alan.

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LOL Smac good thread, not a misspelling as such but everytime I see Shopfitter printed on a van or hoarding I read shoplifter. :blink:

 

I used to work in a toy shop when I was younger, I was showing the customer our range of kites at the time, I tried to sell her a stunt kite but I got my words muddled, needless to say she didnt buy the **nt stite.

:blink:

 

Prowler, you've just resurrected an embarrassing memory for me. My daughter came home from the hairdressers one day & asked me what I thought.

 

I wanted to say you need the front cut...that wasn't what came out :o:o

 

I've never lived it down :oops:

Peter.

 

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When I was signing on a few years ago, there was a notice on the wall of the Jobcentre for the attention of 'loan parents' :rolleyes:

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Did you know that dyslexia is just a load of carp.

 

 

 

Dyslexics of the world untie!

 

 

 

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

 

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog!

 

 

Told em before but I like em. :)

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A drive through Dahman in KSA is a laugh a minute, this one was a cracker:

 

Glazing shop: We Brake Glas :D:D

 

At a rough guess: We Cut Glass

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TB.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipers who summoned Santa ?

 

How about the dyslexic guy invited to a Roman themed fancy dress party ? He turned up wearing a goat.

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