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So there i was waiting for a check up at my local NHS hospital when looking on the different consultants doors i noticed two names.

 

Dr Moriarty was two doors down from Dr Watson...

 

Oh it would have made my day if one of them had shouted out for a Mr Holmes!!! :yahoo:

 


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My mrs doctor is doctor dempster and her consultant mr dempster neither related

On coincidences though her dad was a mr cain but her older sisters dad was a mr able

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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I can't top Watson and Moriarty, but my dentists names over the years have had a curios symmetry - I had the same dentist for my first 38 years until I moved to Hampshire, his name was Elder - so, a name beginning with El.

 

The name of my first dentist after moving was Elstub - another El.

 

Elstub moved on and I was left to the tender mercies of another dentist whose name was English - didn't quite make the El but another E.

 

I can't tell you my current dentist's name, it begins with Pana and ends with an otis or an akis but with another two alphabets worth of letters in between. :rolleyes:

 

 

Can't remember where this came from, if I lifted it from here, my apologies to the original contributor.

 

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So there i was waiting for a check up at my local NHS hospital when looking on the different consultants doors i noticed two names.

 

Dr Moriarty was two doors down from Dr Watson...

 

Oh it would have made my day if one of them had shouted out for a Mr Holmes!!! :yahoo:

When I was many moons younger I went to do some evening classes at the University of Strathclyde. They had a one Professor Salmon whose door plaque revealed him to be an Ichthyologist.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Genuine names of respiratory specialists in the UK encountered through work;

Dr Gasper.

Dr Panting.

Dr Coad.

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Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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Genuine names of respiratory specialists in the UK encountered through work;

Dr Gasper.

Dr Panting.

Dr Coad.

I found a Dr Lourdes Gaspar. I wonder if he does miracle cures?

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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So there i was waiting for a check up at my local NHS hospital when looking on the different consultants doors i noticed two names.

 

Dr Moriarty was two doors down from Dr Watson...

 

Oh it would have made my day if one of them had shouted out for a Mr Holmes!!! :yahoo:

Elementary my dear DaveH

Our chief weapon is surprise

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My two woodwork teachers at school were Mr Naylor and Mr Sloggett.

 

Let's see if that drags any old boys out of the,.... errr,......... woodwork. :rolleyes:

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Can'r remember our woodwork teachers name. We called him Colonel Blink because he blinked a lot.

 

We called the Latin teacher "German Geordie" or "Jimmy Half Lugs" He didn't appreciate either. He had been in the RAF during the war. The reason he did not have much in the ear lobe department was because Fritz cut them off him when he was being tortured.At least that was the story.

 

He DID look like the stereotypical German though. He had that Teutonic square head, close cropped grey hair and wore the old NHS bicycle type specatcles. I liked him a lot. I wish I could remember his name.

 

He also took us for RE not the most rivetting of subjects, but old Geordie (his name WAS George) had another string to his bow. He was an expert in Anciant Mesoptamia. All it took was for someone to mention Mesopotamia, the Tigris or the Euphrates or Ur or Chalea or Chaldeans and religion went out the window to be replaced by a fascinating talk on ancient history.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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There used to be a fishing tackle shop here in Hull run by a Mr Ledger, sadly the shop is no more :(

John S

Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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