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Donald Trump - I'm a very smart President, what we need is something with tremendous heat and tremendous light to kill the virus.

 

White House Chief of Staff - What do you have in mind Mr President?

 

Donald Trump - Those big big bombs we dropped on Chin-naa at the end of the war, they were very very hot and very very bright weren't they?

 

White House Chief of Staff - That was Japan Mr President not China and they were nuclear bombs.

 

Donald Trump - I thought Japan was in Chin-naa, nevermind....but we have lots of these nuclear thingy bombs yes?

 

White House Chief of Staff - Please hand me the Nuclear Weapon launch codes Mr President!

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1 hour ago, *Ant* said:

I guess I missed something, I took Huge's post as satire???

Anyway I can't hang around here yattering, I'm off to the shop to get some Jeyes Fluid......and i'm sure i've got a hypodermic needle around somewhere that I used to use to inject deadbaits. 

I’ve just been to the chemist to get Mother’s prescription, I spoke to the pharmacist Alan asking if he sold hypodermic syringes, when he asked why I says, “I’m going to inject bleach to see if it works, not on myself of course but I have a list of people to try it out on!” He smiled (a rare occurrence) and says “Can I add some names to the list!”

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8 minutes ago, Huge_Vitae said:

I’ve just been to the chemist to get Mother’s prescription, I spoke to the pharmacist Alan asking if he sold hypodermic syringes, when he asked why I says, “I’m going to inject bleach to see if it works, not on myself of course but I have a list of people to try it out on!” He smiled (a rare occurrence) and says “Can I add some names to the list!”

Sorry Huge. I thought you were serious when I first read your post. I should have my caffeine and nicotine before opening AN.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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2 hours ago, Huge_Vitae said:

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Some of my early distillations tasted worse!

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

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I think the guys a clown, but, the way that news 'spin' is swallowed hook line and sinker, is laughable, or maybe it's that old confirmation bias thing again?

You need to watch to the end.

Stay safe every one

John.

Angling is more than just catching fish, if it wasn't it would just be called 'catching'......... John

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