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You can relax young lady.

 

I'm George Bush, not Bill Clinton.

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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Smack My Bitch Up

 

Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up

 

Change my pitch up, smack my bitchn up

 

Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in, out...............

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

 

 

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity

 

 

 

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OK, She's presenting herself, let me know if you need coaching about your role in this....

 

Thsi isn't a cycle rack for the velodrome

Edited by Alan Stubbs

This is a signature, there are many signatures like it but this one is mine

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"You're not going to do that here are you?"

 

Den ( Sev and Newt,I shouldn't be looking at pics like this at my age)

Edited by poledark

"When through the woods and forest glades I wanderAnd hear the birds sing sweetly in the trees;When I look down from lofty mountain grandeur,And hear the brook, and feel the breeze;and see the waves crash on the shore,Then sings my soul..................

for all you Spodders. https://youtu.be/XYxsY-FbSic

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"You're not going to do that here are you?"

 

Den ( Sev and Newt,I shouldn't be looking at pics like this at my age)

Sure you should, beach volleyball beats soccer ANY day of the week.

Youtube Video ->Original Video
Edited by corydoras

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Competitors compared notes in the preliminary rounds of the new Olympic f**rting competition.

Our chief weapon is surprise

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