Mystery object

[Ken L]

Has the look of a 70's toy and no doubt contains a zinc chloride battery that will have long ago corroded and sent any electronics to the great junkyard in the sky.

[ayjay]

and no doubt contains a zinc chloride battery that will have long ago corroded and sent any electronics to the great junkyard in the sky.

 

Possibly, but the tame expert is expecting to be able to determine it's function it from just seeing the parts.

 

No prizes Phone, just the satisfaction of getting it right - keep guessing I'd say!

 

If anybody wants one; this one's twin is in an *Age UK* shop - somewhere in the UK.

[Phone]

Ayjay,

 

Actually that's very helpful !! It is looking more and more like a toy. Two combatants required to play. That would eliminate any sort of "useful" device.

 

I'm off and in search - "" toys requiring two identical handheld electronic devices to play""

 

Phone

[Phone]

maybe?

 

[Phone]

All,

 

I am now beginning a series of patent serches

 

Interactive game controllers associated wireless toy

[Phone]

All,

 

Well, nothing yet. The toy dual controller idea was a bust for now. I thought it had a chance. Doing patent applications is F A R more tedious. Plenty more to go, then change just ONE word and start over.

Tomorrow, will be another day. If it's warm, 40F+, I'm going fishing! Actually going to go visit a couple (husband and wife) I mentored. They will be boat fishing. They'll stop at a local landing we will do lunch thanks to the wonders of cell phones. Meeting at a old old cafe with good memories. Used to give fish to the owner who recently died. Damn.

 

Phone

[chesters1]

 

Possibly, but the tame expert is expecting to be able to determine it's function it from just seeing the parts.

 

No prizes Phone, just the satisfaction of getting it right - keep guessing I'd say!

 

If anybody wants one; this one's twin is in an *Age uk* shop - somewhere in the UK.

AHA its a heated pensioner audio assisted vulva straightener ,it all makes sense now

Dual function of course you adjust the width of the prongs (using the handy scale) and it pops your foreskin back over your bellend with a satisfying tadaa noise when complete for the visually impaired older gentleman

 

One another hand (wink) it could be a sex toy for those ladies prefering not to get their hands dirty doing oral ,the lady puts the gentlemans sausage in the holder and starts her work the scale indicates the strokes and the speaker issues encouragement like "whos your daddy" "it feels so gooood" and "what !i expect more than this for half a crown" etc

 

Or perhaps a battery charger for the oversexed youth ,the spoity oik uses it to masterbate and once it hits 99 on the scale his batteries in the handle are fully charged for his xbox remote the speaker ofcourse preprogramed with encourangements in his teachers ....aunties... Or sisters voice "whos been a naughty boy" "how old are you now give your aunty a kiss" and "its your turn to take the dustbin out" etc

Edited December 3, 2016 by chesters1

[Phone]

Chesters1,

 

 

No, but on your suggestion I did research each of the possibilities you mention. No luck, but I did pick-up 30 odd computer viruses which I am promptly forwarding to your IP address.

 

Phone

[Huge_Vitae]

Phone, Chesters. You both need to get out more.

[Phone]

Huge,

 

You are SOoooo right!!!

 

And my fishing lunch fell through for today.

 

I've stooped so low I have agreed to go to a cello concert with my wife this evening.

 

Phone