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If he dunt like this wonderful country, why dunt he just sod off and live somewhere else?

 

He reminds me of these so called asylum seekers who come here then start complaining because their FREE accommodation is not palatial enough!

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Dear Poxer

 

Sorry not to reply earlier but on a sudden impulse I went fishing. (I think this forum has something to do with that). If you read the previous posts properly (you could always use one of these new fangled translaters) I did state that my command of the English language is not prefect either, in fact the school I went to if your cross (in place of name) was neater than most you were made up to a perfect.

I really do take offence at your personal comments about my derriere, I happen to think it is one of my better features. If you look into a previously cracked mirror you can get an idea of what it's like.

As for talking out of my arse I must profess it's not something I'm very good at, but I'm sure that with your help(I'm a quick learner) and your lifetime of experience I might be able to get the hang of it. I'm presently trying look up the condition ILA but once again you are right it's so rare a disease I can't find any imformation on it. So for the time being I will accept that your knowledge as a victim and based on experience is correct.

Although I unfortunately can't converse using my posterior it does have musical attributes (genuine natural talent) I will send you free tickets to my next concert. It's also nice to hear the word 'Tonca' as a descentdant of the Sioux Indian Nation (SIN for short) I can tell you that it means 'buffalo'. Children being named after the first thing seen in the wild after there birth. I would be ecstatic if I am talking to the original 'two dogs ***king'. Well it's time to go now, as I must check on how much money the state has put into my bank account. It's a hard task but somebody has to do it. I might even go outside and look at my new bungalow.

Well kindest regards for now and once again please forgive me for leaving your confrontional alter ego without prior notification.

I really do feel another symphony coming on must rush.

It takes longer for the river to get to the sea than it does for a man to make an error.

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surely Great Britain and the U.K . arnt actually the same place ,anyone with a bit of logic would realise there isnt a U.K. flag :confused: and the Union jack has only 3 countries on it.And Britain is great as just existing annoys all our enemies ,germany still calls us Gros Britanien (sp?) and so they should

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

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Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

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This thread is deteriorating rapidly and once again, diferences of opinion are comming down to the base level of personal attacks.

Given that most folkes in these islands problably don't even know the difference between their own country, Great Britain and the United Kingdom, at least it's good to see that whatever their opinions, some people actually care.

I suspect though that it's time to put this one to bed because no amount of arguing is going to put the world to rights.

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The thread was started by Yoxer to cause the problems you have just mentioned Ken.

He starts one then sits back and watches the fireworks and occasionally throws more wood on the fire to keep it going.

Can a moderator lock it now? :confused:

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Certainly "can" but won't for the time being.

 

I agree the initial object was probably to wind folks up but the thread hasn't turned particularly nasty. Boring maybe and I'd certainly like to not have to read any more but since based on his past performance, yoxer won't spend much time talking to himself, if you all quit responding the thread will simply sink out of sight.

 

[ 10. September 2004, 10:01 PM: Message edited by: Newt ]

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yoxers special bait :D specially mixed by chesters1

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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