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Global Earthquake: The Greatest Ever! Judgment Day May 21, 2011

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Yep, we're still here and thankfully there hasn't been another Jonestown, Heaven's gate or Waco. Maybe the nutters are saving themselves up for 2012 and all that Mayan calander nonesense.

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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Yep, we're still here and thankfully there hasn't been another Jonestown, Heaven's gate or Waco. Maybe the nutters are saving themselves up for 2012 and all that Mayan calander nonesense.

 

Oh well, poor chap made a mistake, If anybody knows him perhaps they could send him a message from me, "We all make mistakes, mate, cheer up, it's not the end of the world!" :D

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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Well, he seems to have dropped from sight. Maybe he's been gathered up.

It seems that his followers are perplexed by the failure of Jesus to appear, the lack of earthquakes and the absence of any evidence of people being raptured. No doubt they'll run back to their magic book for an explanation instead of simply accepting the obvious one that is staring them in the face - that there is no god, no Jesus and that heaven and rapture are fantasies dreamed up to control them.

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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I was nearly there. My wife had me moving some heavy stuff yesterday. I strained myself and thought at first it was a rupture.

But I don't think that would have counted anyway. :unsure:

 

John.

Angling is more than just catching fish, if it wasn't it would just be called 'catching'......... John

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Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days - the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year.

 

That's where he went wrong, the actual number is 365.24219 :rolleyes:

John S

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Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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"that there is no god, no Jesus and that heaven and rapture are fantasies dreamed up to control them"

 

Actually Ken, I don't think you have any more evidence to support that opinion than the "end of the world" folks do to support theirs.

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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It's only a little fart. If Katla erupts it could wreck the aviation industry. Katla hasn't done anything spectacular since 1918, she is overdue. Katla is a BIG volcano. The caldera is 6 miles in diameter. Google Vedde Ash.

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The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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