Most contentious (fictional) post?

[ayjay]

I've got an old knotted keepnet in the shed if any of you new guys want it, it's only about five foot long but you can cram a lot of fish in a net that size.

[Brian Carragher]

Ah but will it hold a high horse and a superior attitude?

[badboybubbie]

You know the real shame of it people acctually do all the above.

 

so sad

[Peter M]

With reference to my pike post above can anyone tell me where i can buy a gaff and a pike gag, also i am off the Ireland soon and need to know where i can buy some fish to take across and use as live baits over there ( well i do have to keep my ugly mush in the anglers mail after all)

yours

N

[Ken L]

I went out spinning yesterday and saw the bailif who told me that if I caught anything, I should "chuck it up the bank".

I did as he asked and threw 12 perch 28 chub and a small jack pike in the bushes.

This seems a terible waste. Has anybody get a decent recipie for chub ?

[John S]

You are all fish murderers and your lead shot is killing swans.

 

Those canoe paddlers can bugger off as well

[nomadpaul]

...." Hi all , i am new to fishing and want to go carping. I have just spent £3000 on top of the range rods and reels . I have also purchased a 3 bedroom - two with en-suite - bivvy and a petrol driven barrow. I have read evry report on my local pool and after asking various questions on other forums , i now know what bait i need , what swim number i will be in and what spots to cast at. The named fish have been pointed out to me and i have a tmetable of when they will be passing over my baits. I have one , very important final question i'd like to ask.......Stella or Fosters ?"

 

 

p.s "Should i also stick to class C drugs or should i go straight for the class A ?"

[Guest tigger]

. I have one , very important final question i'd like to ask.......Stella or Fosters ?"

 

 

 

[Royboy]

My, we are a bit coy

Just do what I do, wait until it's a bit dark and then just coil one down in the middle of the path. Just make sure that the paper is thrown around a bit to catch the breeze

 

Everyone will just think Mr. Wippy did it.