Sorry Newt I tried

[Huge_Vitae]

I do enjoy swimming and as for Strawberry Jam its ok

 

Now all can see the wisdom in my words.

 

NEWT prefers to contain us all with his infinite command of the English Lanuage and yet he is a terrorist who continues to refuse just and enforcerable[it's getting late] tax on tea and other such commodity.

 

Turn away from your PC, grab your pitchfork and your plough. The time has come for us to stand united in the common foe

 

The evil of today is the evil of the NEWT

 

Hold your implement in your hand.......................

 

Shout aloud..............................

 

I WILL NOT BE MODERATED.

 

I once wanted to be a clairvoiant [sP] but I could see no future in it.................

[chesters1]

i like the sainsbury marmelade with ginger in it if thats any help

[jimpy0]

Now all can see the wisdom in my words.

 

NEWT prefers to contain us all with his infinite command of the English Lanuage and yet he is a terrorist who continues to refuse just and enforcerable[it's getting late] tax on tea and other such commodity.

 

Turn away from your PC, grab your pitchfork and your plough. The time has come for us to stand united in the common foe

 

The evil of today is the evil of the NEWT

 

Hold your implement in your hand.......................

 

Shout aloud..............................

 

I WILL NOT BE MODERATED.

 

I once wanted to be a clairvoiant [sP] but I could see no future in it.................

 

didnt know newt was from boston

 

not another war of indipendance

 

the british are coming

[gozzer]

I once wanted to be a clairvoiant [sP] but I could see no future in it.................

 

 

There's a coincidence, I tried to make an appointment with my optician, but the receptionist said he couldn't see me.

[Guest Jan V]

didnt know newt was from boston

not another war of indipendance

 

the british are coming

 

1) Nah, he was born in Washington, DC and is a die hard Arkansas boy.

2) Never knew a Sid but we do have a green sea serpent in our front yard called Cecil But doubt he can swim and he's never requested jam of any flavor (even though our spoiled Dachshund would take anything you got) I, myself, fancy marmalade (just like Paddington Bear)

Edited March 27, 2006 by Jan V

[Alan Fawcett]

The only reason the yanks got their independance is cos us Brits were to busy fighting for all the other land we owned.........British empire......never heard of an american one?

[rob.imk2]

Afghanistan Iraq maybe Iran

[Guest rabbit]

1) Nah, he was born in Washington, DC and is a die hard Arkansas boy.

2) Never knew a Sid but we do have a green sea serpent in our front yard called Cecil But doubt he can swim and he's never requested jam of any flavor (even though our spoiled Dachshund would take anything you got) I, myself, fancy marmalade (just like Paddington Bear)

Brings to mind when I used to be in 'digs' (Rooms to Let) in Torquay (Seaside Town In Devon, England) several years ago. The landlady owned also a rather spoilt Dachhound? that had the capacity to eat anything. I had bought some fresh mackerel, and had intended to use them for bait for the conger that lurked in the waters along the pier. However I was horrified to see last of the bait dissapearing head first down the mutts throat, I swear if I had caught the littlle 'Hun' he would have been the Conger bait

Edited March 27, 2006 by rabbit

[Leon Roskilly]

I had an uncle named Sid.

 

He was in the Territorial Army and had a moustache.

[Elton]

I had a territorial moustache named Sid. He wouldn't let any army near him.