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Democracy Defined

When the wolf asks the rabbit if he would rather be eaten for lunch or supper

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How about Teatime for the Middle ground??

See you in the Briar Patch!!! No please don't throw me in the Briar Patch!! - Zipadee do da, Zipa de day My oh my what a wonderful day' plenty of sunshine comin' my way.

I was born in the Briar Patch!!!!

 

 

 

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Fishin' - "Best Fun Ya' can 'ave wi' Ya' Clothes On"!!

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My first wife left me for Supersex.

Maybe I should have said - I'll just have the soup!!!!

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