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  On 9/11/2020 at 4:12 AM, Martin56 said:

Could maybe look at this Circumspect !!

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It's no skin off my nose!! 

 

Fishin' - "Best Fun Ya' can 'ave wi' Ya' Clothes On"!!

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I ordered a Chinese meal last night. Chinese driver came to our door and I walked out to meet him. He started shouting "isolate" "isolate" I said you’re not that late, I only ordered 25 minutes ago!

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Liverpool FC have won the League for the first time...

People are being paid by the Govt. to not go to work...

Somewhere a Scouser with an old lamp he has polished up is wondering what his third wish should be...

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  On 9/12/2020 at 10:26 PM, Huge_Vitae said:

Liverpool FC have won the League for the first time...

People are being paid by the Govt. to not go to work...

Somewhere a Scouser with an old lamp he has polished up is wondering what his third wish should be...

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 Oh e' did did e' - Maybe a new shell suit & a permed wig - Calm down, Calm down!!

Must 'ave bin' a real 'ead the ball!!

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Fishin' - "Best Fun Ya' can 'ave wi' Ya' Clothes On"!!

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  On 9/16/2020 at 10:42 PM, Phone said:

SORRY ANT - DIDN'T CROSS THE POND???

pHONE

 

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Search Google "Fred West"

 

............and turn the Caps Lock off!

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  On 9/16/2020 at 10:42 PM, Phone said:

SORRY ANT - DIDN'T CROSS THE POND???

pHONE

 

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Yep as ayjay says, Fred West and his wife Rose. An infamous couple who had a nasty habit of murdering and burying their poor victims in their garden. 

 

 

Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.

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strangest thing? Returning from Chicago this morning the hostess ask me if "I wanted some headphones"? - I said yes  OF COURSE- - but how did you know my name was PHONE

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  On 10/1/2020 at 12:16 AM, Phone said:

strangest thing? Returning from Chicago this morning the hostess ask me if "I wanted some headphones"? - I said yes  OF COURSE- - but how did you know my name was PHONE

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I would have preffered if she asked if i wanted some Bush ?

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