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Liverpool FC have won the League for the first time...

People are being paid by the Govt. to not go to work...

Somewhere a Scouser with an old lamp he has polished up is wondering what his third wish should be...

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On 9/12/2020 at 11:26 PM, Huge_Vitae said:

Liverpool FC have won the League for the first time...

People are being paid by the Govt. to not go to work...

Somewhere a Scouser with an old lamp he has polished up is wondering what his third wish should be...

 Oh e' did did e' - Maybe a new shell suit & a permed wig - Calm down, Calm down!!

Must 'ave bin' a real 'ead the ball!!

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17 hours ago, Phone said:

SORRY ANT - DIDN'T CROSS THE POND???

pHONE

 

Yep as ayjay says, Fred West and his wife Rose. An infamous couple who had a nasty habit of murdering and burying their poor victims in their garden. 

 

 

Eat right, stay fit, die anyway.

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9 hours ago, Phone said:

strangest thing? Returning from Chicago this morning the hostess ask me if "I wanted some headphones"? - I said yes  OF COURSE- - but how did you know my name was PHONE

pHONE

I would have preffered if she asked if i wanted some Bush 👍

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

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